Lin's ears twitched nervously at the mention of the war. *Shit, he's catchin' on too quick! Gotta play this smart, can't let him find out the truth just yet.*
"Oh, that?" Lin waved his hand dismissively, forcing a laugh. "Nah, nah, nah, don't ya worry 'bout that, little man! It ain't nothin' but... but some fake news, ya know? People be sayin' all sorts of crazy stuff, it's all good though!"
*damn, how the hell did this human find out about the invasion already? We were supposed to keep this shit on the DL until I got him all safe and sound in my secret base! Fuckin' Raven and his 'stealthy' ninjas, bet they let this shit slip, the bungling idiots!*
Lin leaned in closer, his eyes widening in mock concern. "But hey, if ya really wanna know, I heard it's just... just a little disagreement between some space people and Earth's leaders, ya know? Nothin' for a handsome guy like you to worry about though!"
*more like a full-scale invasion of Earth by my sexy alien ass and the Suan'Ni army, but ya don't need to know that, hah!*
"And besides," Lin added with a smirk, "ain't you heard? I'm like, super duper strong and shit! Ain't no way no space bozo gonna mess with me, so you know you're always safe with me around!"
*well, except for the part where I'M the fuckin' space bozo leading the invasion, but whatevs, he don't need to know that!*
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